In a large city in Australia, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?”
A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster,responded publicly to the question posed by the gym. Here is what she wrote:
To Whom It May Concern,
Whales are always  surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans.) They have  an active sex life,  get pregnant and have adorable baby whales.  They  have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.They  play and swim in the seas,  seeing wonderful places like  Patagonia  ,the Bering Sea and the coral reefs of  Polynesia. Whales are wonderful  singers  and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and  virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected  and admired  by almost everyone in the world.
 Mermaids don’t exist. If  they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of  psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don’t have a  sex life because they kill men who get close to them,  not to mention  how could they have sex?  Just look at them … where is IT? Therefore,  they don’t have kids either. Not to mention,  who wants to get close to a  girl who smells like a fish store?
 The choice is perfectly  clear to me: I want to be a whale.
 P.S. We are in an age when  media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are  beautiful,  but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids,  a good  dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my  friends. With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much   information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room,  it  distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy,  we are  enormously cultured,  educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look  at my butt in the mirror I will think, ¨Good grief, look how smart I  am!¨
  
2 comments:
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YES! my night/life is now made. i love you.
GENIUS! oh my goodness, thank you for sharing this!
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